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Knuts & Knockers

Such terribly bad photos, the photographer should be recycled maybe as a dustman, because the quality of these photos really are rubbish.

Well, the Crown Jewels certainly have been getting an airing, haven’t they.

First Harry’s nuts and now Kate’s knockers.

I personally have no wish to see either.

I have two observations:

Firstly, if you don’t want to get caught, don’t do it. Although I respect ones rights to do it and expect some privacy, which they would have had, at least in Kate’s case, if it weren’t for the paparazzi; which brings me to my second point.

Secondly, the paparazzi should be taken out the back and shot like rabid dogs. They are a blight on society, they serve no functional purpose, they are vermin; and as for the magazines that they work for, they would be better left as trees in rainforests. The magazines are nothing more than societal crap feeding the glamour set with their daily dose of bullshit.

Then of course, we have the readers of these magazines… I have but one thing to say:

Get a freakin’ life!

If it weren’t for you leeches, there wouldn’t be such magazines spilling drivel all over the world, if there weren’t such magazines, there wouldn’t be paparazzi…

Oh, wait, then there’d be nobody to take out the back and shoot. That does take all the fun out of it.

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