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Kim Jong-un goes awol: a short story by Jesse Armstrong

In September, North Korea’s supreme leader disappeared from public view for five weeks. No explanation was given for his absence from official events. Satirist Jesse Armstrong imagines what might have happened

Dear Marshal Professor Kim Jong-un, Supreme Leader,

We most humbly request you come out of the bathroom. You’ve been in there over a week now. The people need reassurance about your wellbeing. There are rumours.


The Army High Command, The Congress of People’s Deputies, The People of North Korea

I don’t want to talk about it. Fuck off. Send in some cheddar. Not a mild one. Something with a bit of a kick.

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