North Korea Escalates Aggression
In a fit of pique today, North Korea launched a roll of toilet paper at South Korea.
The launch was said to be successful.
South Korea is somewhat bemused by the act, wondering if the roll has been booby-trapped.
Meanwhile the UN has declared the act as deplorable considering that most North Koreans do not have that the luxury of wasting this precious commodity.
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