Saturday Satire

North Korea Escalates Aggression

Kim Jong selecting toilet paper for future aggression

In a fit of pique today, North Korea launched a roll of toilet paper at South Korea.

The launch was said to be successful.

South Korea is somewhat bemused by the act, wondering if the roll has been booby-trapped.

Meanwhile the UN has declared the act as deplorable considering that most North Koreans do not have that the luxury of wasting this precious commodity.

Read more about the story on The Borowitz Report

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