Iowa – God Help Us All

Six Republican presidential candidates are preparing for the first official test of the US election season in the rural state of Iowa.

Mitt Romney – Freakin’ Dangerous, guaranteed that the corporations will have more power; Shit, is that possible?

Newt Gringich – Just doesn’t give a shit as long as he gets to be The Prez! But his current ratings put America out of danger.

Ron Paul – Even though he’s a Republican, he’s awake; maybe that counts.

Rick Santorum – We spend 500 years trying, fighting to get religion out of politics, and now you want a bible thumpin’ evangelical as president.

I am so glad that I’m not American…

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