A few years ago Brazil had a president, round 2013. She was running for a second term in 2014.
As an observer observing Brazilian politics from the lofty view point of a glass of beer, I thought to myself… “The Brazilian people can’t be that stupid…” 2014 came around and proved that they were… that stupid; the idiots re-elected her. She didn’t see the end of her term, the Brazilians realised their folly and impeached her. That left Brazil with the vice-p an idiot who couldn’t vocalise his rhetoric and ran around flapping his arms in all directions.
Then along came 2017 and the run up to another election and there wasn’t really a candidate to choose from. Until some-one tried to stab a fellow, relatively unknown duing one of his moments of verbal diarrhea, and got him right in the guts.
Sympathy got this guy the vote. Brazil had an evangelical idiot as president. This guy was an idiot of some monumental proportions. Without any hesitation he began to screw up the country, then…
Covid appeared. The president’s view “gripezinho” (a little flu) and that was how he managed the looming crisis.
500,000 dead later…
He’s up for re-election next year, and it leaves me wondering again… Are they that stupid?
I am paid $150 a week for keeping my honest opinion out of the paper I am connected with. Others of you are paid similar salaries for things, and if any of you would be so foolish as to write honest opinions would be out on the streets looking for another job. If I allowed my honest opinions to appear in one issue of my paper, before 24 hours, my occupation would be gone.
The business of the journalists is to destroy the truth; to lie outright; to pervert; to vilify; to fawn at the feet of Mammon, and to sell his country and his race for his daily bread. You know it and I know it and what folly is this toasting an independent press. We are the tools and vassals of rich men behind the scenes. We are jumping-jacks – they pull the strings and we dance. Our talents, our possibilities and our lives are all the property of other men. We are intellectual prostitutes!”
– John Swinton, 1914, former Editor, “New York Times”
Source: Running ‘Cause I Can’t Fly
In September, North Korea’s supreme leader disappeared from public view for five weeks. No explanation was given for his absence from official events. Satirist Jesse Armstrong imagines what might have happened
Dear Marshal Professor Kim Jong-un, Supreme Leader,
We most humbly request you come out of the bathroom. You’ve been in there over a week now. The people need reassurance about your wellbeing. There are rumours.
The Army High Command, The Congress of People’s Deputies, The People of North Korea
I don’t want to talk about it. Fuck off. Send in some cheddar. Not a mild one. Something with a bit of a kick.
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